Tuesday, May 19, 2015
Well, it's Nazis versus Jews etc. again in Germany. Maybe refugees should consider another country, Canada, the USA, instead of always Germany?
How to solve Global Warming, culmination of the most recent Ice Age? Maybe, by being kinda paranoid. About the Greenhouse Gas Effect. Ouch!
By Karen Cole, who's not exactly Dave Barry.
No, it's just not funny. Neither are Neo-Nazis; they are still attacking Jewish shop owners. Well, when they come to America, they will take jobs away from other people. Like "normally," when you folks all come pouring into America. Hey, what if you put a job INTO her? Say, you open up a ghost writing business, supplying book authors and writers with clients?
But no, I gotta write this blog, risk life imprisonment without the possibility of parole (according to those who haunt Craigslist, searching for people to kill for breathing) for totally nothing. I haven't landed a solitary client from this blog. One offer once, and they copped out on me. I guess I should have oriented my blogroll to rich American retired oldsters, instead. All five dozen of them. Who are right wingers, centrists, Republicans, or a kind of white southern Democrats, local Seattle Nordic types. Who helped build Alaska, I met two of them exactly. I almost landed one of those once, and then my husband talked me out of it. Too much travel was involved, I guess, but I've let him talk me out of most of my job leads lately. Taking breaks is good. I just send the jobs on to other people on my team, and play addictive Facebook gummy bear games.
Then, my Dear Hubbie wants to know why I'm not "tolerant" and taking on more work offers. Hell! Probably where I'm going before I achieve Heaven. Because now I have trichinosis. Shoot. If Heaven and Hell turn out to be the same exact place, I'm going to be so pissed off! Well, I guess I'm luckier than the Germans are at least...for now.
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