Tuesday, May 19, 2015
And more of this ongoing tribute to Woody Allen, Super Genius. Basically, he just has a penis, and it used to make him move around really fast. Barbra Streisand kept out-speeding him. Well, the Autobahn is way over there in Europe, so who needs to view yet another freeway? I love Woody, I hate Barbra, I love Barbra, I hate Woody. Who doesn't.
My parents are dead. So am I, I think, often. This may be Hell, I dunno. Where I'm Jesus, mystically paying for something. No, I'm Karen, and this is real life, full of people who want to make sure I know I'm going to the wrong place in the Afterlife. I'm still waiting for those who want to reassure me that I'm going to the right place. Nobody is showing up. Instead, I'm getting Heaven in this life dangled at me, by those who want me to know they are there or were already in it somehow. Losers all, who need to be above me to have someone below them.
Which is why I'm really only a rape victim. There are other ones, they are all above me. Due to an "all white skin" preference, by Loreal. Because you're worth it. Or, are you? Actually, my kind has told you all to enjoy drowning, even though "my kind" only has freckles or is racially impure by having white skin and black hair. Which I found too confusing. So now I've got loads of little worms coming out of me. I don't "come out," the BM and worms do. Sooner or later. Sooner or later, the little buggies and worms start coming out of me. If they haven't already been doing so. Most of them live in my intestines, because that is where their primary food supply is located. So the ones that live in my hearts and lungs are always coming from there. They don't breed anywhere else.
I wrote this as the all-knowing Seer you don't need, Or, did I? Nah, I didn't. Somebody else did, who sounds super right wing. Well, Obama IS super right wing. I guess he may have been dreaming of world peace, but really he just wanted to be the first actual Black president of the USA, here in Africa, oops, I mean America. well they sound just alike
Ummmm....Ron Schwarz reference.
I don't know it all. I know next to nothing. And I'm dying of air pollution, among other things. Say, are you human? Thank you very much for reading this, if you're not a search engine robot. I keep thinking that is the primary readership of this entire blog.
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